Welcome to 'Dum-Ass Greeting Stories'^Ô by Dahni & I-Imagine.  For a price we each can live with, we will write and illustrate a custom story to 'spoof' your friends, family members and associates.  Use any occasion such as birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, you name it! Stories can be sent by U.S. Mail to the address of your choice, by Email or designed as a web page, hosted here.

   We try to make these as believable as possible, but it's all a spoof and 'jus fer fun!'

   We will use photographs (original and 'photo-shopped'), graphics and other treatments, to illustrate your story.  Sound effects and music may be possible for online presentations (only if hosted here).

Online presentations will be hosted by us for 30 days.

    Dum-Ass Greeting Stories^Ô or D.A.G.S.are NOT sent to stupid people or dumb-asses, they're just dumb-ass stories sent to your friends, family members and associates. 

   Custom design your own spoof greeting with us TODAY!'  Email me with your ideas and we will work out a price we all can live with.

Dahni1@gmail.com

Please Note: We do NOT do, mean and nasty stories! There are no exceptions, so please don't ask!

click the 'Dum-Ass Face' to see an online example